Zappa, The Cutest Boy In Town. We really should kiss his heinie.

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown 

They say I'm the cutest boy in town 

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney 

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie 

(...)

Oh God I am the American dream 

I do not think I'm too extreme 

And I'm a handsome son of a bitch 

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich 

(...)

Oh God I am the American dream 

But now I smell like Vaseline 

And I'm a miserable son of a bitch 

Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which